“Sir, sir, excuse me! I’d like to briefly interview you! We heard that the end time coming, arrival, appearing, and presence of Christ took place yesterday when the Israelite temple was destroyed in Jerusalem. Were you there to experience it personally?”

“Yes! Yes! I was there!”

“Sir, can you tell everyone about the eschatological coming, appearing, arrival, and presence of Jesus that just took place? Since you were there, please explain this stupendous colossal magnificent extravagant mind-blowing phenomenal glorious event called the eschatological coming, appearing, arrival, and presence of Christ!”

“Sure! I’d love to! The coming, arrival, appearing, and presence of Jesus was in clouds.”

“Sir. It seems something’s missing. We’re talking about the amazing wondrous glorious eschatological coming, arrival, appearing, and presence of Jesus here. Did you experience his coming and presence yesterday when he came?”

“Sure I did. It was a covenantal status change that took place. I didn’t need to experience it like when my wife comes home and I experience her literal presence. This covenantal status change was promised long ago, and I accept by faith that it happened yesterday at the coming and presence of Jesus.”

“Sir, that’s it? All you’ve got is ‘in clouds’ and ‘covenantal status change’?”

“Yeah. What were you expecting? Jesus literally coming down? Pffft!”

“Well, yeah. It would certainly seem that if Jesus promised to come back the second time, arrive, and appear with his presence, this would mean that it would be the Jesus who was on Earth as a human being and then ascended up into Heaven 40 days after his resurrection.”

“Oh no no no. You’ve got to understand the Old Covenantal Age Hebraic Mindset, and you’ve got to understand all the myth, metaphor, allegory, symbolism, hyperbole, and poetry used in the Old Covenant Age that ended yesterday. If you take the Mystical and Covenantal approach to everything, then it all makes sense.”

“Sir, well what about Pauls’s teaching about you and the other alive saints meeting Jesus in the air along with the dead saints raised in the Resurrection?”

“Oh. yeah. Yesterday, when Jesus came, we metaphorically went up into the metaphoric air and we met Jesus in the metaphoric air, and then we metaphorically escorted the Presence of Jesus down. We never really literally went up and down, but we believe we metaphorically did. Ya gotta understand metaphor here.”

“Sir, that’s all the time I have. Any closing thoughts about the end time coming and presence of Jesus that happened yesterday?”

“Sure. The Presence of the Christ came down and is here now in the resurrected corporate body of Adam that is now the Church. We know this resurrected Church to be the New Temple and the New Jerusalem that came down from God out of Heaven in the New Heaven and Earth Age that began yesterday. This is the promised New Covenant Age and World that began yesterday. Yesterday morning when I woke up, I was in the Old Covenantal Age. This morning when I woke up, I’m in the New Covenantal Age. Old Covenant Age spiritual death was completely destroyed yesterday at the end of the Old Covenant Age that took place. Immortality, Incorruption, Perfection, and Glory has come to the Old Covenant Age corporate body of Adam/Israel that needed resurrecting. This corporate body resurrection took place yesterday. I’m right now experiencing the Immortality, Incorruption, Perfection, and Glory that is found in the resurrected corporate body that is now the Church, the Body of Christ. The only place that the Presence of the Christ is found is in this resurrected body called the Church, or the Body of Christ. Get in the Church that was resurrected yesterday, and then get in the Presence of the Christ. As long as you understand that ‘all Israel’ as a corporate body was resurrected and saved yesterday at the coming and presence of Jesus, and this ‘all Israel’ is now the resurrected body of Israel as the resurrected body of Christ in the New Covenantal Age that began yesterday, you’ll be fine. That’s about it. Oh yeah! I got this tshirt that somebody was selling today that says, ‘I was at the end time coming of Christ and all I got is this lousy tshirt!’ Fun stuff!”

“Sir, thank you so much for your time! Enjoy the Presence of the Christ that came yesterday, and enjoy the Immortality, Incorruption, Perfection, and Glory that you started walking in yesterday. It sounds wonderful!”

“Anytime. I’m metaphorically walking on metaphoric streets of gold right because the New Jerusalem came down out of Heaven yesterday and I’m metaphorically residing in this holy city. It’s a Hebraic Mindset and metaphor thing. Not everybody’s able to get it. Take it easy.”